Last Summer's Happenstance

6/11 7:05pm: Dangling walruses gulp up tea-drinking baboons.

6/13 9:49pm: Awe-stricken, Jerry could only gawk as the flamingos devoured the intruding gazelle.

7/01 10:55pm: Walruses eat tomatoes under the July moonshine.

7/04 8:14am: Moth cocoons carried pandas and penguins through Calgary until a disgruntled samurai frowned and said, "Terrible giraffe report--your breasts are disappointing."

7/29 12:44pm: The trees spoke today. They told me you're reflective this afternoon. Do they lie or tell the truth?