Resurrecting the Dead

Germany invaded Russia. The battle lasted many long and arduous days. The General fought with valor and benefited Russia greatly with his raw mercilessness. But, inevitably, as time wore on; Gustovski found it difficult to maintain his stamina. He was killed honorably, but Russia could not afford to lose him forever. Thus, they summoned a powerful Savage who portrayed infallible grace with her cloak of majestic deception, and she conjured up a mighty spell. With her grace and magical proficiency she resurrected the General, but this time he was greater than the former Gustovski. So they dubbed him with a brighter, shinier and more magnificent title to fit his more magnanimous physique.

General Squishy.