68.75%

We round up with such a number. I'm done 69% of my World Religions essay. You know what this calls for? Nothing less than a s-c-a-n-d-a-l-o-u-s poem. Wink wink.

Title: Art is Sexy.

Choreographed grins,
Paint-smattered skins,
Cheerful! Yellow!
Blue, pink, orange
They decorate my eyelids,
With their playful palate.
They plaster my laughter,
With oily, ebony black.
I cackle.
"Maniacal!" They cry,
But I see gladness in
Their hearts, which are bare
& Their teeth that are naked.
They chastise my innocence,
With obscene brushstrokes.
I'm glad,
By God;
They stole,
My painterly
V I r g I n I t y.