Brightly Lit Spruce Trees
You acknowledge Jesus Christ and Santa over the holiday season, but what about those pagan tree gods you unintentionally recognize by decorating and lighting up that strong-smelling tree in your living room?
That's right, you lecherous heathens. Decorating a Christmas tree has nothing to do with Christ and it didn't originate with Jolly ol' Saint Nick either.
posted by Dingus @ 6:48 AM
1 Comments:
I like trees. They smell nice. We've never had a real tree. I think i'm missing out.
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