Your disgusting feints
Thus far I have spent the majority of my waking hours researching the atrocities of Nazi SS gas chamber guard Ivan the Terrible and watching a two-hour documentary that detailed the Canadian government's negligent approach to mad cow disease.
Good evening, sir. Tonight our special is a delectable soup of broiled Jews followed up by a delicious steak contaminated with bovine spongiform encephalopathy, which once ingested, will develop into Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. For desert you'll have a frosted cup of vomit followed by spasms of horror. Enjoy.
I think I'll drink hard liquor for the rest of my life and avoid anything that even remotely resembles food. Who's with me?
posted by Dingus @ 3:57 PM
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That's the day's special?
I'll just have a frothed vomit, please.
Come to think of it, maybe just a scotch on the rocks.
Hold the ice.
That would be a scotch neat, Elyse;)
In response to the next two posts which we are not allowed to comment on, i want to hug my Arwinny. Two weeks is NOT going to go by fast enough.
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