Hiyo, Elyse-o.

Addition to my links: Basis For Ill Fame. My treasured lover Elyse is a marvelous writer. Maybe someday if you are able to charm her, she will write courtly love poetry for you too. But I doubt it!

So go smother her with obscene mandates of unparalleled praise, or else I'll hound you with a water pistol until you weep for your doleful life.