Cheesy Affection

"This cheese originates in the exotic lands of India, where it has aged by vast orchards plump with pomegranates. They hang native spices in the cellars to help the cultured cheese pick up an accent of the land. I bought it for you because you remind me of an Indian princess, worthy of expensive and remarkable cheese."

Oh Mister Cheeseman, I will melt like mozzarella cheese all over an Italian pizza, just for you!